Tuesday, June 19, 2007

1. If you are mean/sarcarstic to me, i'll be the most heartless &/or meanest person/bitch/bastard u have ever met in your life
2. If you ever insult me, im fine wit dat. Don't expect me to shuddap after dat. You know i spread news faster den the straits time
3. Learn to back of from me. If I ever give u the Malas Nak Layan(heck care)(MNL) attitude, den dont bother standing your ground on dat topic cos wateva u say, i'll either give u 1 word answers (the most 4 words) or just grunts or tolk to ppl arnd me except u or i wont tolk much. If ur in front of me, notice the eye-roll thingy
4. If you go to far, no amount of sorry or love-y love-y shit will work. We can settle it in bed though. (Provided you're good looking enuff, i got standards)
5. If u act like an asshole/asswipe, dont bother wanting to go out wit me......

Additional Reading (Chicken Soup For the Noob)

PISCES MAN

He is very emotional and always allow himself to be very emotional. He can have a good night sleep and be in a good mood, and less than few hours atwork he can be very moody. He does not understand things or try to understand things easily. If you notice him carefully, you will notice whatkind of moods he is in.

He is a thinker and able to do well at work and always succeed. His normalgestures mean he always look at other people faults, but he will not talkabout it. He has the ability to know your thought and able to tell you whatyou are thinking about.

He can mostly memorize all his anger, his loves. They are his important secrets and he will keep them to himself and will never let you know. He is not a very ambition man and careless about his position in society. Wealthdoes not drawn his attention, because he is not greedy man and as well hethinks money is not something that will last.

He could be very careless about his future. He does not like to fight against all odds, but instead following the stream and make life easier. Sometimes because he likes to take an easy path, which cause him very unsteady future.

He is kind and slightly lazy, but it is his cute character. He hates rules and regulations. He will never look down on people. He is a polite guy and can be very aggressive when he is mad. He loves to think that he lives in a beautiful world and surround by nice people, so if he finds his world is cruel and not what he expects, he will live in his world instead.

His other charm is that he is a funny guy, and it is his real weapon. He cantease you and yet make it looks like one of his joke. Even when he is sad, he still has that funny face, so you could hardly tell if he is mad or depress. He likes to hide his feeling and help other people especially those who need friend or lonely.

He will be everything that you want and everything you do not want. He has a chance to make it as much as a chance to fail. He can determine to make it work and can do it well, except he tends to lost his energy with otherimportant things, that's how he miss man y of his good opportunity.

He can be happy and content by himself. What he think is important is not"Love" ,but firm status and stability. He has plenty of love for you.

He is a good speaker, as much as he is a good listener. When he is with you,he wants to be happy. He understand his partner's emotional. He likes to take a long rest and sometimes being alone. If he needs to be alone, try not to disturb him.

He is a sensitive, quiet , shy and easily hurt. He wants to feel worthy. He can be mad and noisy, but once he calm down, he will be that happy person again. He is not a jealous or possessive guy, and if he feels jealous he will hide it. He has many friends of both sex, and he care about his friends. He likes to have lots of friends, so you can not get jealous or else you will loose him. He likes beautiful things, so if a pretty woman walk by he will look ,so do not get mad at him knowing this fact.When he is lonely or feeling sad, be close to comfort him. He does not like to take advice,so if you want him to listen or to follow your advice, you have to act as a good sample for him first. He likes a cheery and a smart woman.

If you treat him like he is your special person, then he will be that special person for you. He will trust you if he is in love, but try not to over doing it and spoil him too much. You have to know yourself worth all the time too.

TTFN